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"People don’t realize you can be in an abusive relationships with friends, too."
- wish I wouldn’t known it sooner (via contrastingsoul)
May 31, 2016

tht-aupair:

my day in a nutshell 

  • girls happy to see me
  • girls wanting nothing to do with me
  • crying infant
  • no literally crying infant for an hour
  • ah the sweet sweet smell of freedom & coffee
  • aw she’s so happy to see me
  • we can totally walk home
  • damn HD brought the stroller
  • f***  she saw papa
  • holy shit stop crying kid
  • “yes, I know she’s wailing loudly on the floor”
  • you know what kid? I don’t care anymore, you can cry all the way home
  • kill me, kill me now
  • oh wow, I don’t recognize you without the tears
  • aw you’re still so cute
  • NOËL
  • “yes yes, I’m aware of the fact I’m not your father”
  • if you start crying again so help me god
  • “I’m going out for dinner tonight”
  • my bed is soo soft
Omg that is so True @driving-towards-the-daylight
May 17, 2016

Als ich Au-pair war

streichholzschaetelchen:

v. key phrases if you ever become an au pair in a german speaking country:

- mach das nicht [don’t do that]
- vorsicht(ig) [careful; carefully]
- das ist gefährlich [that is dangerous]
- hast du Hunger? [are you hungry?]
- musst du auf Klo (gehen)? [do you need to go toilet?]
- musst du Pipi machen? [do you need to pee?]
- hast du Aua? [are you hurt; do you have an ‘ouchie’?]
- komm mal her [come here]
- aufwachen [wake up; wakey wakey]
- möchtest du malen; spielen; ‘was essen? [do you want to draw/paint; play; eat something?]

(via )

May 17, 2016